#BDSM #Funny – #Sex Advice for Men

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So, according to these instructions, men need to work a little harder than women when enquiring about the chance of a possible orgasm. Whoever wrote these instructions obviously had no knowledge of the BDSM world or the term, ‘submissive.’

“Suck,” for most Dom’s, seems to work quite nicely. We’ll have to inform the author that he got it all wrong and lead him to the path of righteousness or wrongiousness (whichever you prefer), and yes, I know wrongiousness is not a word.

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Update on Hot to Trot:

Now available from Chimera Books and Smashwords – will post other links as they become available.

 

The battle for submission continues!

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6 thoughts on “#BDSM #Funny – #Sex Advice for Men

  1. I remember a time vaguely when I had to work that hard for oral or anything else for that matter. 😉
    Thanks for a good chuckle on this Frantic Friday.
    Wishing you a good weekend!

  2. Pingback: Hot to Trot – A Fragment | Christina Mandara

    • I also had trouble with my coffee when reading it, but in this game, you develop quick reflexes over time… ahem. 🙂 I’m loving that blog you have over yonder lovesexmerlot. I shall be visiting!

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