The Worlds #Strangest #Sex Laws


In Indonesia the penalty for being caught masturbating is decapitation.

Christina’s advice to travellers: Make sure you visit Indonesia with a partner.

In Alexandria, Minnesota, USA, it is still illegal for a man who has garlic, onions or sardines on his breath to have sex with his wife.

Christina’s advice to travellers: Follow the law to the letter, gentlemen!

In Logan County, Colorado, USA, it is still illegal to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

Christina’s advice to travellers: Sleep is for wimps.

In Ames, Iowa, USA, it is still illegal for men to have three sips of beer while they are in bed with their wives.

Christina’s advice to travellers: Who on earth would want three sips of beer anyway? Drink the whole can gentlemen.

In Tremonton, Utah, USA, it is still an offence for a woman to have sexual intercourse with a man in an ambulance. She can be charged with a misdemeanour and have her name printed in the local paper.

Christina’s advice to travellers: Only dial the emergency services for non-sexual emergencies, please. (OK, to clarify I mean non-life threatening sexual emergencies as I don’t want to be sued for this post at a later date).

In Oxford, Ohio, USA, it is still illegal for a woman to undress in front of a picture of a man.

Christina’s advice to travellers: This problem is easy solved by making sure you undress in front of a real, live and kicking gentleman. In all honesty, pictures rarely give an appropriate sexual response to the delights of the gorgeous female body and it would simply be a waste of your time and effort.

In Afghanistan the Taliban militia banned women from wearing white socks just in case men find them attractive. The police also ordered windows to be painted black to stop women being seen from the outside.

Christina’s advice to travellers: Avoid travelling to Afghanistan. The white socks rule has my approval, however.

In the USA impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states.

Christina’s advice to travellers: Viagra is a many splendid and wonderful thing.

In Iowa, USA, it is against the law to kiss for more than five minutes.

Christina’s advice to travellers: This state must be full of mad people. Avoid at all costs or drive straight through without stopping.

In Lebanon any man may legally have sex with any animal just as long as it is a female.

Christina’s advice to travellers: Think twice before bringing any female pets into Lebanon.

In Conorsville, Wisconsin, USA, it is illegal for a man to fire a gun while his wife is having an orgasm.

Christina’s advice to travellers: Well, it might be tempting if she’s having sex with the next door neighbour, but you should really wait until she’s finished. Ahem.

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7 thoughts on “The Worlds #Strangest #Sex Laws

  1. In West Virginie (the state that musta invented the tooth brush or it woulda been called the teeth brush) said:
    …. wait for it ……. waaaait for it …… It is LEGAL for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

  2. Oxford Ohio – So it’s legal for a woman to undress in front of a picture of a woman? Are they trying to promote a lesbian lifestyle? In Ohio? Say it isn’t so.

    In Ohio it is illegal for a stepfather to have consensual sex with his adult stepdaughter. The age of consent has no bearing. However, if he divorced his wife, they could copulate to their hearts content.

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