Funny Friday #Sex #Quotes


  • If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
  • Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
  • Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.
  • My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects.
  • Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
  • Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
  • You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
  • It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
  • Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. — (Clarke’s 69th Law, The Odyssey File, 1984)
  • Sex… the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
  • Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
  • Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered – and I still do – which is more important.
  • There are three sexes—men, women, and clergymen.
  • I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn’t pass the physical.
  • I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.
  • Sex—the poor man’s polo.
  • If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex.
  • Sexual intercourse began in nineteen sixty-three (Which was rather late for me) between the end of the Chatterley ban and the Beatles’ first LP.
  • An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.
  • I can still enjoy sex at 74 – I live at 75, so it’s no distance.

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