FIFTY SHADES OF GREY-A HUSBAND’S VIEW
The missus bought a paperback
Down saltcoats yesterday
I had a look inside her bag
Twas fifty shades of grey!
Well I just left her to it
And at ten I went to bed
An hour later she appeared
The sight filled me with dread
In her left she held a rope
And in her right a whip!!
She threw them down apon the floor
And then began to strip
Well fifty years or so ago
I might’ve had a peek
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well
She’s eighty four next week!!!
Watching Mabel bump & grind
Could not have been much grimmer
And things went from bad to worse
She toppled off her Zimmer
She struggled back apon her feet
A couple of minutes later
She put her teeth back in & said
“I am the dominator !!!”
Now if you knew Mabel
You’d see just why I spluttered
I spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I uttered
As she stood there nude & naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her sensual like
And stood on her left tit !!
Mabel screamed , her teeth shot out
My god what had I done ?
She moaned & groaned then shouted out
Step on the other one
Well readers,I can’t tell no more
About what occurred that day
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned fifty shades of grey
I found this on Facebook courtesy of Samantha Atkin and have to admit I had a good giggle. Happy Monday All!