These stories are courtesy of readers from ‘Cosmo’ and the link to the original article can be found below, if you need a longer fix 😉
I’ll never forget the time an ambulance brought in a young slacker guy and his girlfriend. They had decided to get it on in his grandmother’s basement while she was out of the house. They’d grabbed a tuble of what they thought was lubricant from her well-stocked medicine cabinet. Unfortunately, it was nitroglycerin paste, a heart drug that can cause a potentially fatal drop in blood pressure. When Grandma came hom, she found the couple lying on top of each other, unconscious and buck naked. They eventually came to after we gave them oxygen and fluids.
A young couple came in with this story: During sex, the woman had grabbed a medium-sized rubber ball and inserted it into her man’s back door. The ball became lodged so high in his rectum, they couldn’t get it out… and neither could we! The attending MD paged a surgeon, but while we were waiting for him to arrive, the man began coughing. The ball came flying out of his butt with enough velocity to ping around the room and hit the just arriving surgeon in the head.
In college my boyfriend and I sometimes used lubes that would warm up. One night we were both a little tipsy, and I told him I left it on my desk. He goes to put it on me and very quickly we both realized he just just put SuperGlue on my vagine, which must have been sitting next to it. He was able to pull his fingers off, but a party of my pretty newly waxed labia was already stuck together and couldn’t be pulled apart. It was so bad and painful, I had to go the college hospital and even called my mom to come and console me. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/g3611/true-naughty-sex-stories/?slide=20
Got any funny sex stories? Wanna share? Gimme an email at: Christinamandara@yahoo.co.uk and I’ll pop the funniest ones up on the blog 😀