Christina’s Top 10 Euphemisms for Female #Masturbation – #Funny!


fmWell, a little while ago we did the top ten euphemisms for male masturbation and several peeps asked for the female version. So, don’t blame me. You asked for it and here it is! ~Drumroll please~

10. Soaking in Palmolive

9. Stinky Pinky

8. Surfing the Channel

7. Walking Downtown

6. Swimming in the Red Sea (sorry, couldn’t resist…)

5. Playing the disappearing finger trick

4. Tossing the Pink Salad

3. Whipping Your Own Cream

2. Dialing the Pink Telephone

frog

 (Oh yeah, who’s a horny toad?)

And at Number One:

1. Twiddling the Piddly (My thanks to Abezure for that little gem 😉  )

Apologies to all readers of this post. Sometimes I can’t help myself. Any mental health professionals out there, please get in contact asap 😉

Christina xox

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  3. Ok i just read this list and have a few to add
    TAPING THE KITTY
    CULTIVATING THE CLAM
    MAKING MUSK SOUP
    HAVEING CHEERY O’S
    I have heard others but these made me laff

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