The World’s Greatest Perverts / Sexual Deviants – #Sex #Kinky

This is what Christina found while ‘Googling’ around the net 😉

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Albert Einstein

He got the hots for his cousin, who he then ditched for his secretary, who he then ditched for… well, you get the idea. He confessed to being an emotional failure – but you can’t be amazing at science AND love, right?

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Mozart

He had quite a collection of beautiful tunes, but I wonder if you’ve heard of ‘Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber (Which basically translated means: Lick my ass nice and clean.) Ooh err!

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Jean Jacques Rousseau

This 18th Century philosopher required a good paddling, it is reported, in order to climax. (I like him already 😉 ) His autobiography contains phrases such as ‘He who loves well, punishes well.’

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Caligula

He converted his palace into a brothel and the wives of the Senators… err… well. He’s also reported to toss people in a pit of lions for nothing more than his own amusement so it was probably a relief when they had him assassinated.

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John F Kennedy

Naked swim parties, lots of affairs… basically this guy knew how to let his hair down. Unfortunately, he was also assassinated.

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Hans Christian Anderson

This gentleman is reported to have marked his diary daily in order to indicate that he had masturbated. He also had a thing for talking to French prostitutes, though he would never touch them. He had crushes on both men and women, and frequently sent off naughty love letters.

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Benjamin Franklin

He liked ‘older’ mistresses and managed to get himself about a bit, which for his time… was rather… liberal. Basically, he wanted to avoid marriage at all costs and have plenty of fun.

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T.E. Lawrence

Famed for writing ‘Lawrence of Arabia,’ he was confirmed celibate for several years. Then he fell in love with a twelve year old boy and developed a taste for having his own buttocks flogged. Clearly celibacy did not agree with him.

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Charlie Chaplin

Reported to have slept with over 2000 women, Chaplin would audition his silent movie women naked, and then throw pies at them. If they made a sound, they were out.

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Lord Byron

Though there is much speculation as to whether Byron was bisexual, he is famous for collecting a lock of hair from his lovers. Pubic hair.

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Lewis Carroll

Author of ‘Alice and Wonderland’ and ‘Through The Looking Glass,’ Lewis Carroll remained a bachelor throughout his life. In the 1870’s he started taking pictures of little girls with no clothes on. Around 500 were found.

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Mahatma Gandhi

One of the most famous spiritual leaders in history, Gandhi took a vow of celibacy at age 37.To make up for all the fun lost, he encouraged women to sleep naked with him well into his old age. The women would bathe with him, give him strip teases and he even copped an eyeful of his 18 year old grandniece in the buff. Kinky.

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James Joyce

This gentleman liked to fart on people’s faces whilst having sex with them. We kid you not.

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Sigmund Frued

This is the man who famously broke the psyche down into three stages: ID, The Ego and The Super Ego. He also wanted to bang his mother.

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The Marquis De Sade

Perhaps the most famous of them all, having given ‘sadism’ it’s name, the Marquis De Sade invented the term by fostering the giving of pleasure by the infliction of pain. This man had an affair with his wife’s sister, imprisoned a prostitute for his own personal pleasure, poisoned a few people with aphrodisiacs, hoarded sexual slaves in his castle… Need we say more?

For those who would like more details and to discover a few more celebrities, look here.

5 thoughts on “The World’s Greatest Perverts / Sexual Deviants – #Sex #Kinky

  1. I did a dissertation on Caravaggio while in Art School – He was both a badass and a sexual deviant. He liked to hire fresh faced young men to serve as his models and get them drunk. Many of his paintings featured flushed and freshly f****d boys. Gives you a whole new appreciation for his work. He also killed a man over a tennis match, guy was full of surprises.

  2. History class was never like this! I really enjoyed this walk through the kinks of famous people. Maybe it’s strange that I liked Charlie Chaplin’s test with pies (hopefully, just pies of whipped cream). Sounds like a fun way to spend an evening 🙂

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