The World’s NAUGHTIEST #Cocktails! #alcohol

Water and fire

Naughty Cocktail Recipies for seriously NAUGHTY people. I dare you to ask for some of these beasts in a bar 😉

PORN STAR

  • Vanilla Vodka
  • Passion Fruit Puree
  • Vanilla Syrup
  • Shot of Champagne

BALLBANGER

  • 1 ounce of Ouzo
  • Fresh Orange Juice

BEND ME OVER

  • 1 ounce of Disarrono
  • 2 ounce of Sweet and Sour Mix
  • 1 ounce of Pineapple Juice

SEX ON THE BEACH

  • 1 ounce of Bacardi
  • 1 ounce of Peach Snapps
  • 1 ounce of Cranberry Juice
  • Top with Orange Juice

BLOW JOB

  • 1 ounce of Bailey’s
  • 1 ounce of Vodka
  • Smear Liberally With Whipped Cream

JAMAICAN SCREW

  • 3 ounces of Malibu
  • Fill to brim with… orange juice

NYMPHOMANIAC

  • 1 ounce of dark, spiced rum
  • 1/2 ounce of Malibu
  • 1/2 ounce Peach Snapps
  • Dash of Passoa

SCREAMING ORGASM

  • 1/2 ounce Disarrono
  • 1/2 once Tia Maria
  • 1/2 ounce Bailey’s
  • 1/2 ounce Vodka
  • Generous squirt of whipped cream

So… all that’s left to say is go forth and some wicked hangovers on that little lot 😉

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