50 Of The World’s Worst Chat Up Lines! #fun #sexy

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  1. I’m new in town. Could I have the directions to your house please?
  2. “You look like my first wife” “Really? How many times have you been married?” “Oh I’m still a bachelor.”
  3. Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?
  4. I bet your last name is Jacobs – because you’re a real cracker!
  5. Woman: “Do you have the time?” Man: “Do you have the energy?”
  6. Hey, let’s go make some babies.
  7. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  8. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
  9. Do you want to go and do what I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?
  10. I’m an Astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
  11. You look like a parking ticket – because you’ve got fine written all over you
  12. If I was a hurdle would you jump me?
  13. The human body has 206 bones. Would you like another one?
  14. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  15. Do you want to see something swell?Muscular and sexy young man in jeans shirt with perfect fitness
  16. Bond. James Bond.
  17. Do you believe in love at first sight…or do I need to walk by again?
  18. Come over and sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
  19. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
  20. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
  21. Do you spit or swallow?
  22. The word of the day is legs, let’s go to your house and spread the word.
  23. My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
  24. My friend thinks you’re hot, and if it’s any consolation so do I.
  25. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  26. Nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?
  27. I’m Mr Right, someone told me you were looking for me?
  28. Shag me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gretchen?
  29. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  30. I’m Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?young fashion man passing his hand through his hair on dark back
  31. Are you on twitter? Because I really want to handle you
  32. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
  33. You see my mate over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  34. Nice carpet, wanna shag?
  35. You remind me of a compass; because I’d be lost without you.
  36. If you’re gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until noon.
  37. You’re like a dictionary … you add meaning to my life.
  38. I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together
  39. Walk over, hold out your hand and say “will you hold this while I take a walk?”
  40. I’m Burger King and you are McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you will be lovin’ it.
  41. Let’s play cops and robbers, I’ll steal your heart and you cuff me.
  42. Hi remember me? I’m the guy currently stalking you.
  43. You must be Cinderella, because I can see that dress disappearing by midnight.
  44. “Are you a slave girl? Because you look like you should be.”
  45. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.”
  46. “I’m like a Rubik’s Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.”
  47. “The doctor’s pretty sure the antibiotics worked this time.”
  48. “Sorry, I thought this was the men’s room. Still, while we’re alone in here…”
  49. “Secret Service, ma’am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.”
  50. “Bet you 100 quid you can’t turn me hetero.”


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