Howdy Wipsters! I’m still waiting on a release date for The Velvet Chair, but it shouldn’t be long now. For now, I’ll leave you with another little snippet from ‘The Darkest Knight.’
The Darkest Knight
Three Days Hence…
Looks: Very unlike horse. Tick.
Size: Much smaller than even small pony. Tick.
Sounds like: No neighing in sight. Tick.
Virgin: Tick. Cough.
Byron looked mightily pleased with himself. Lucius less so, it’d been a few months now and life on the open road had less friendly female company than he’d hoped for.
‘Right, I’m off for a viewing then,’ said the Prince squaring his broad, stately shoulders.
‘Oh and Byron?’ he said with one final look back, ‘if I find you’ve lied about ANY of the above, you and your head will be parting company shortly.’
A rather loud gulp followed the hooves of the departing stallion.
* * *
What Byron had failed to mention was that Princess what’s her name was being sold as a slave to the highest bidder at auction. Lucius’ cohort hadn’t even seen her, just read one of the numerous posters plastered to the Castle walls and ramparts. These read something along the lines of:
Sale of the century:
Much famed for her beauty, Princess Rosalind will take to the Auction
Block tonight to be sold as chattel in an honourable attempt
To save her kingdom from impending penury.
Amongst her many and differing talents one lucky bidder will be
The Owner of an honest to God, pure as the driven snow
100% Genuine Virgin. Yes really.
Now that had Lucius’ interest.
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