How many kinds of #Boobs are there? #Funny #Joke

  A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still […]

#MasturbationMonday – Learning to Play With Yourself #Boobs #Vampires PNR

It’s MONDAY! Hooray. That means it #MM or Masturbation Monday for those in the know 😉 What have I got for you today? Boobs. Vampires. Virgins. Exhibitionism. You know me. I like to throw these things at you… Oh, and while you’re there – here’s my new cover for ‘Dancing with Death’ which comes out […]