50 Of The World’s Worst Chat Up Lines! #fun #sexy

  I’m new in town. Could I have the directions to your house please? “You look like my first wife” “Really? How many times have you been married?” “Oh I’m still a bachelor.” Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa? I bet your last name is Jacobs – because […]

BAD KITTY by Teresa Noelle Roberts – #NewRelease!

I’m lucky enough to be hosting the lovely Teresa Noelle Roberts on my blog today and I spy a whiff of naughty adventure and sci-fi fantasy – some of my absolute favourites when combined together! 😉 I should just mention that she gave me the options of a ‘plotty’ excerpt, ‘sexy’ excerpt, or ‘darn right […]

The Top 10 Items Broken During #Sex!

Ever wanted to know what are the most frequently broken things when people are getting down and dirty with it? Well, now this knowledge can be yours. See if you could have guessed these… and if you have any others you’d like to add… tell me in the comments 🙂 A vase of flowers. This […]

How many kinds of #Boobs are there? #Funny #Joke

  A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still […]

Christina Mandara’s Top Ten #Valentine’s Day Giggles #Funny Jokes Sarcasm

So, V-Day is nearly upon us. Do you celebrate? Is your home a mass of chocolates and roses and special candlelit dinners? Or is it just a load of hype and a non-event in your household? Well, whatever you do and whomever you do it with… the piccies below may bring a smile to your […]

Funniest Search Engine Terms Used to Find Christina Mandara #Funny #Sarcasm

WordPress is great. If you delve into their stats you can find out all sorts of things and my personal favourite is the search engine terms that people use to find your blog. Here are some of my best. Be prepared for some shockers 😉  — These are all genuine search terms that people have […]

Christina’s Top 10 Euphemisms for Female #Masturbation – #Funny!

Well, a little while ago we did the top ten euphemisms for male masturbation and several peeps asked for the female version. So, don’t blame me. You asked for it and here it is! ~Drumroll please~ 10. Soaking in Palmolive 9. Stinky Pinky 8. Surfing the Channel 7. Walking Downtown 6. Swimming in the Red Sea (sorry, […]