50 Shades duller! Why are the movies getting such bad reviews? #50Shades #BDSM

Duller1Once again the critics are out in full force, almost unanimous in their dislike for anything related to 50 Shades. I’m sure E L James isn’t worried, the movie has managed to gross over $50 million so far, and  50 Shades of Grey has netted more than $500 million around the globe. Clearly audiences aren’t agreeing with the critics vote, and I have to wonder why?

Is it embarrassing to write for a newspaper and confess you enjoyed 50 Shades? Is society still not accepting enough of BDSM that everyone needs to rip anything concerned with it to pieces? It’s hard to believe so many people are going to watch movies that are that awful, and then following this up by watching the sequel.

Is it that society lacks decent films with anything close to decent kinky sex, so we’ll settle for whatever we can get?

However you look at it, there’s clearly a market for kinky sex and the world has gone wild over it. I can’t help but wonder what kinky naughtiness will be next to hit our screens…

Anyway for those that want a giggle, here’s what the critics have been saying about 50 Shades Darker:

50 shades duller! (And as erotic as a bluebottle landing on your bottom): BRIAN VINER gives his verdict on the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey

Brian Viner of the Daily Mail

 

Fifty Shades Darker review: An alleged 18-rated, adults-only filth-fest that behaves like a flustered PG

Robbie Collin of The Telegraph

 

Fifty Shades Darker review: The 10 most painful parts of the Fifty Shades Of Grey sequel ranked from niggling to utterly excruciating

Yvette Caster from Metro UK

 

Fifty Shades Darker review: Buff, bland, bonking machines are possessed of prodigious libido but bereft of personality

Chris Hunneysett of The Mirror

 

Sometimes sexy, sometimes campy, Fifty Shades Darker is a smorgasbord of silliness, its dopey pleasures indistinguishable from its many awkwardly melodramatic moments. This sequel to the 2015 smash Fifty Shades Of Grey continues to treat the courtship of its leads as a flirty chess match, so it’s unfortunate that the franchise still hasn’t figured out how to make us care about these characters’ shallow desires. Dakota Johnson brings a little spark and Jamie Dornan remains pretty to look at, but overall Darker becomes an exercise in the limits of vanilla kinkiness.

 

Tim Grierson of Screen Daily

 

‘Fifty Shades Darker,’ and Only Half as Watchable

James Foley of The New York Times

Dressed To Dominate #BDSM

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Article By Venus O’Hara writing for Marquis Magazine

High heels, corsets and lubed up skin-tight latex couture caressing my curves. Then, there’s the coiffed hair, layers of makeup and lots of attitude. That’s how a lot of people imagine a female dominant should look like. I include myself in that assumption.

There I was chilling on the sofa in my hoodie when a male submissive called me. It was a Friday night and he wanted to meet me, seeing as he was close by and it would be convenient. My instinct was to refuse. The truth is that I was particularly tired and lazy after a long week at work. Moreover, I was kind of enjoying the brain-numbing trash that happened to be on the TV.

We had already met a couple of times previously, exchanged hundreds of emails and shared fantasies. After such a long and intense build up, I had rehearsed the perfect domination scenario in my head thousands of times. Naturally, because I wasn’t at my best, I didn’t want to let him or myself down.

When I declined again, he just grovelled even more. It got to the point that I actually started to feel sorry for him, especially when he explained that his next opportunity to be spontaneous wouldn’t be until the following month. He lived out of town and he would be going away for a while.

I dragged myself from the sofa and went over to a mirror. I analysed myself: no makeup, a sleepy face and long, red, out-of-control, curly hair. I was wearing an old mismatching tracksuit. I closed my eyes and asked myself what I really wanted to do. I took a deep breath and, oblivious to the fact that there was someone on the phone waiting for my response, and I just let my mind wander. Deep down, all I wanted to do was be a lazy bitch and lie back on the sofa while someone worshipped me.

I knew full well that I didn’t need any of that classic fetish paraphernalia to dominate him fully. In fact, there was no need for me to dress up at all. I just needed to be bossy and capricious in all the right ways. As I imagined his committed worship, I felt a persistent throb between my thighs that turned out to be the deciding factor.

‘OK’ I instructed ‘Give me half an hour. I’m not ready yet.’

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#MidWeekTease – Why Are You Fighting Me? #BDSM

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Hello Teasers,

It’s Wednesday, it’s SPRING, and the Easter bunny is on its way. Here’s another excerpt of Sparks as we wait for all that chocolate to roll in 😉

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Sparks

“Give me your other hand.”

I snorted. “So you handcuff that one, too? You must think I’m absolutely crazy, Mr Leveritt.”

Tilting his head to one side, James smiled. We’ve gone from darling to Mr Leveritt in less than two minutes. It’s an improvement. You’ll be saying Sir in no time.” I snorted again. It wasn’t a particularly pretty noise, but I didn’t care.

“Lois, you have three seconds to give me your hand or I’m going to spank that ass of yours red raw and then fuck you so hard you’ll see stars.”

“That’s funny. I’m pretty sure you said earlier that you weren’t going to fuck me, and it’s going to be really hard trying to spank me as I’m sitting on my ass.” Apparently they were the wrong words to say, because no sooner had they left my lips than James had pounced upon me. With a knee in either side of my rib cage, he pressed his chest into my wriggling body to flatten me, but I didn’t give up without a fight. Although aware that I was scrambling around for a lost cause, I gave him all that I had, and let me tell you it wasn’t easy without the use of one arm.

The struggle was short-lived, as I knew it would be. He had my wrist in his grasp and an iron shackle around my one free remaining hand in less than ten seconds. I couldn’t help a scream of frustration.

Sitting on my waist, thankfully supporting most of his weight with his legs, he frowned at me.

“Lois. Why are you fighting me? You went to a great deal of trouble to make sure I took you on, and yet here you are trying to slam your fists against my chest. You can go home any time you like, sweetheart, and it would be much better for me all round if you did.”

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What is #Pegging? #BDSM

Some great tips for those just starting out in FemDom… looking to penetrate their partner with a strap on. Love these little videos from Down Under with Adorra Live. When she gets nervous or uncomfortable, she giggles. Either that or she’s just having a really good time  :D!!

#MasturbationMonday – You’re Going To Be So Damn Easy To Conquer #BDSM

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Hello and a big high five for MOAN DAY! The only moans we want to hear around these parts on Monday are ones of pleasure 😉 Sound good?

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The Velvet Chair

“Oh, darling. You’re going to be so fucking easy to conquer.” His finger reached under my chin and pulled my face back to meet his. “I can’t wait to strip you out of that dress and watch you crawl around my home naked. I’m going to spank that delectable ass with every damn pervertible I can find. Hairbrushes, wooden spoons, spatulas, and I might even try a damn baking sheet. That ass of yours is always going to be prettily pink and perfectly swollen whilst you’re under my roof.”

My throat tightened and suddenly it felt like someone was strangling me. The pulse between my thighs became more insistent and heat flooded my cheeks for the second time that day. He laughed. Lucky him. I didn’t know whether I was swimming in desire or sinking in fear. The two appeared to be intricately entwined, and both would unravel me.

“Ah ha,” said Mark, and his eyes suddenly brightened. “The Savoy. Now the fun and games really begin, Mrs Matthews.” His eyes twinkled for some unknown reason and I decided that fear would probably win this round.

As it turned out I was wrong, but it was a close thing.

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#SatSpanks – The Arena! #BDSM

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Howdy Spankos. I’m here to tell you to have a fabulous weekend. Yeehaw! I’m leaving you with a snippet from The Velvet Chair, taken from the arena scene, which I’ve been told is a bit like a kinky version of the Hunger Games… so there you have it 😉

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The Velvet Chair

A squeal of static on the loud speaker chose that moment to ring out around the stadium and when that was under a control, a well-spoken gentleman said, “Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Escape’s second year of hosting the Ultimate Submission Challenge.”

The crowd roared their enthusiasm for the event and began stamping their feet.

“Tonight we have four dominants, all of whom are previous winners of this contest. Let me introduce The Rock, Agnar The Howler, Prince Alarming and Alpha One. Please give them a round of applause.”

My eardrums confirmed that the audience did.

“And in the submission corner we have Bella-Rose, Princess Adorable, Katniss, and Jen The Brave. Jen is a newcomer in these parts, so give her a big wave everyone.”

I wondered how deep the sand was beneath me, but as burying myself probably wasn’t going to be an option, I lifted up a hand and waved weakly. I could probably use some audience support. My efforts were rewarded with a collective ‘aw’ so it had been a good move on my part.

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Friday Naughtiness #BDSM – #Domination

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Domination

Feel The Sting

Embrace The Bite

Enjoy The Burn

Seize The Night

Worship The Shoes

Choose Love or Hate

Live To Serve

And Seal Your Fate

Scream Your Pleasure

Guard Your Pain

For What Once Was Yours

Is Mine Again

 

5 Hottest Fetish Outfits in Hollywood History! #Fetish #Kinky

Sexy flexible brunette in black latex and boots whit high heelsArticle by Jon Dabove writing for Marquis Magazine

Hollywood would likely shun any mention of the word fetish, deeming it not family friendly and the like. However, that hasn’t stopped them from using leather and latex for decades in order to put butts in the buckets. Just sit back and think about it. I bet it won’t take you very long to think of a hottie in a major motion picture or television show that has worn an outfit that would fit right in on the pages of Marquis. And this is no new phenomenon as this goes back years in the industry. We at Marquis thought it would be cool to do a little digging and find our favorite fetish outfits from the silver screen. Here goes the list of our top 5.

Trinity/The Matrix (Played by Carrie Ann Moss): The Matrix was a groundbreaking movie that brought special effects to a whole new level. It had a super cool and sleek look about it. And we all know the story. Neo is some kind of hacker genius and the Matrix is a fake computer program that we call the world. It’s kind of hard to explain but stylistically it was super cool. Even the guys’ clothes had a fetish feel but it was leading lady, Trinity, who stole the show in her skin tight, black, latex jumpsuit with knee high boots to match. Her insanely tight body and short slicked back hair made her look more like a dominatrix than a futuristic hero but I am not complaining at all and doubt anyone else is either. Sexy is the only word that can really encapsulate Trinity’s presence.

Catwoman (Played by Halle Berry): This movie was downright terrible. Catwoman is a character from Batman yet they didn’t really directly mention any of the characters from the comic. They were trying to make it a standalone film and I’m guessing that they were relying on Halle Berry in black leather and latex to carry the movie no matter how crappy it was. While Halle in latex didn’t save the movie, as it was a bomb of epic proportions, she did look impossibly and ridiculously gorgeous. We’re talking about Halle Berry in her prime who could have put any supermodel in the world to shame. You have to give Halle credit because I can all but guarantee that the few people that did go see it went strictly to see Halle in her sexy fetish outfit. A fetish outfit is likely what helped this movie make what little money it did.

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#MidWeekTease – Do You Want An Orgasm? #BDSM

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Hello Teasers,

I’m back this week with another snippet from my WIP SPARKS. Hope you’re having a great week so far!

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Sparks

“Do you want an orgasm, Lois?” That wiped the fake smile off my face instantly, and even if it hadn’t, two of his fingers sliding deep inside me would have done the trick. Oh God, that felt so damn good.

“Can’t think…” I mumbled helplessly. It was true. My brain had gone on holiday while my hormones were having a party. The words I wanted to articulate would not come and I didn’t want to answer that question.

“You need to think about whether you want an orgasm or not?” he purred thoughtfully in my ear. “Interesting. Well,” he said, thrusting away with three fingers now, so I practically dissolved on the spot, “you’d better not have one then.” I wasn’t quite sure I understood him, as his beautifully long fingers then slammed into me five or six times, making me gasp out loud, but then he withdrew them and let go of my wrists. He left me speechless.

“If I offer you an orgasm in future, Lois, I’d be a damn site quicker to accept it and a lot more enthusiastic about the prospect. It’s up to you, of course. It’s your pleasure at the end of the day, but if you don’t want to enjoy yourself while you’re here, that’s perfectly fine by me.” He sucked his index finger into his mouth as he tasted me, and his eyes fairly sparkled in triumph. Repeating the gesture with his middle finger, I kind of got the impression he was telling me where to go. He then licked each finger clean, even the ones that hadn’t been inside me, and I wondered if the man knew what that action did to my insides.

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