How to Make Toy Vagina’s #Sex #Relationships

From Sexplanations

The Internet is a fantastic place to learn about many things, including how to make your own toy vagina, anus, or mouth for the purpose of masturbation. This video demonstrates nine different methods of DIY pocket pussies and includes a review of a professional version in case you’d rather buy incredible pleasure for your penis.

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A few notes: 1) the beginning of the episode refers to my work with a 12 year old. While he can make a lot of these masturbators and certainly hump a stuffed animal, buying or gifting him an actual stroker like the Fleshlight would be is outside their intended purposes. Sex toys are not for use by minors. 2) Not all products on the Adam & Eve website are compatible with the promotion we offer. Some are very high-end or have brand-pricing that exclude them from the 50% off deal. Not to worry, there are lots of products to choose from, just make sure you use condoms to separate the materials they’re made of from your flesh.

Christina: Did anyone know this could be a thing? Well, it could be fun, right? Step right up, step right up, make your own vagina. Somehow I don’t think it’s going to beat the real thing, but I’m happy for someone to prove me wrong 😉

#MidWeekTease – Admitting You’re Wrong #BDSM


Hellooo! Have you been teased so far this week? Do you want to be? (I’m hoping you said yes, because I have more from ‘The Velvet Caress’ and I hope you enjoy!


The Velvet Caress


It was a terrible thought, but I almost hoped she was complicit in the mess that had just unfolded. If she’d been a willing player, I might just about be able to live with myself if she died. I now had a strong suspicion, however, that she had absolutely nothing to do with anything that had just happened, and if that proved to be the case, I was sure I wasn’t going to be able to live with myself. That would be my cross, my burden to carry, and I would wear it around my neck every damn day for the rest of my life. It would be an impossible weight to carry and it might destroy me. That was the price of foolishness, wasn’t it?

If she was completely innocent in all of this, I swear to God I was going to kill her so-called father. I’d snap his neck in two and never feel a moment of remorse. How in hell could he do that to his daughter? She might only be a step-daughter, but he’d brought her up and cared for her, surely? What was happening here? What was I missing… something crucial, obviously. The parts did not add up, and no matter how hard I tried, none of them would slot together in any form that mattered. Putting my head in my hands, I rubbed my tired eyes and tried to make sense of things. Jumbled nonsense flew around in my head for several minutes, and eventually I gave up on it. Resting my head on the back of the wall, I let my eyes close, just for a few seconds as I tried to unwind. I was so damn tired; I could barely keep my eyes open.


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How To Have Sex (Reasonably) Safely In A Car #Sex #Relationships


After listening to a Tony Robbins audiobook one day in Los Angeles about how to be the most extreme version of me, I decided to break the Guinness World Record for Longest Journey By Car In A Single Country, which took 36,123 miles sleeping in my Subaru Outback for 122 days with my girlfriend (at the time). So, believe me when I say that I understand sex in a car can be complicated. And if done incorrectly, that wonderful moment of first-date lust can morph into a three-week foot-cramp. There are many challenges—lumpy backseats, lack of privacy, incompatible clothing and, more dangerously, cops. So how do you do it safely? For the automobile-curious out there, here’s a guide to having road trip sex comfortably, enjoyably, and legally (because yes, you can get arrested).

There are ways to make use of the awkward space a car provides. Let’s say you want to do The Blinded Driver position (and yes, I made that name up). This is where there’s one person in the driver’s seat, facing forward, and the other is on their lap, reverse cowgirl-style, also facing forward. Whomever is in the top position should grip that steering wheel and thrust down, using the wheel to sway your hips from side to side while pushing yourself down onto your partner with fire and fury. This is how you can use a seemingly useless and inconvenient car-part to apply extra pressure and steer (sorry) your partner in any direction you want. The bottom partner can make use of the steering wheel as well. Just grab it and pull yourself closer to your partner thrice as hard. The person on top can also place their palms against the roof of the car and push down from the ceiling to switch the direction of pressure!

The same principle applies for the car doors. Whether you’re laying down in the front or back, use the car door to push in from one side and keep the pillows on the other to protect your partner’s head. See where I’m going with this? You’re in a tight space, so make use of the pressure points for better sex! Steering wheel, car doors, ceiling and window (if you’re on your stomach).

Are you getting tired of having sex in the car? Because you can also have sex on the car. Utilize the trunk! Just pop the back, lay your towels down over your luggage, cover the towels with your blanket, cozy it up with the pillows, and bend over. You’ll use the popped trunk to hide yourself from view, and whoever’s doing the fucking, you can even use the hinge of your trunk door or the trunk door itself as a bedframe to pull yourself in as far inside as possible, but be careful not to injure yourselves.

Avoid Tinted Windows

Every state has a limit on the amount of tint you’re allowed to have on your windows. So, if you plan on driving through multiple states, some don’t allow for any tint at all and you’re sure to get pulled over. Even if you don’t get pulled over, you’ll simply stand out far too much when parked. If a cop happens to roll by the deserted desert road off Highway 50 while you’re positioning yourself for higher living, you’ll still be half-naked when you get that tap on the passenger-side window. Ideally, use a car with NO tints, or if you do have tints, know your state tint-limits so you know which states are sex-safe zones.

Use Sex-Curtains

You’ll still need privacy, so get some Velcro and some fabric from your local arts and crafts store. Cut up rectangular slabs that match the height and width of each of your windows. Yes, we’re making curtains that Velcro on and Velcro off. It’s like having a slip-on shoe, but it’s a slip-on sex curtain. Now, whenever you’ve found a safe spot, attach your curtains with the Velcro for privacy. When the mitzvah is done, rip those curtains off and get out of there.


Original Article by Greg Cayea writing for Elle – Read the FULL article HERE!

The Duke of Burgundy – Christina’s Thoughts #BDSM 4/5 Stars ****

In my humble opinion the Duke of Burgundy is a classic example of the sub topping from the bottom. It is set very artistically in a beautiful fairytale-esque setting and certainly gives you pause for thought.

The first half of the movie has you convinced that the mistress of the house rules over everything. She lounges in silk and lace, whilst the maid is seen scrubbing the floor and washing her panties in the bathtub. There is yelling when the job is not completed to the mistress’s (Cynthia’s) exacting requirements and then the fireworks begin.


Now let me be clear. This is not a ’50 Shades of Grey’ tale. It’s darker, murkier, and far more is left up to the imagination, although you get plenty for your money in the latter half of the movie. This tale is about two women who are deeply in love, but both are tormented.

The second half of the movie plays out exactly as the first, but this time you see elements from a different perspective. Cynthia is practising the lines that have been given to her by the submissive Evelyn, and that she is playing out the submissive’s fantasies rather than her own.

The Duke of Burgundy is actually the name of a butterfly, and Cynthia is a professor of both moths and butterfly’s. There is a particular moment in the film where you hear nothing but the noise of butterflies and moths for several seconds, which allows you valuable thinking time. It’s not enough time, though. Everything you thought you knew, will be turned upside down shortly.

Is It Filthy Dirty? 

Well, yes and no. You’ll see Evelyn’s request to be used as a human toilet and to be smothered by a mattress. You’ll also see her locked up and caged in a box. However, the film is artistically shot and the love scenes are clever but discreet. Most of what goes on is left up the imagination.

Is It Better Than 50 Shades?

It’s subtler and far more artistic. With 50 Shades you almost know what you’re going to get before you get it – The Duke of Burgundy keeps you guessing. Playing out each move in your head until the end will have you running around in circles, and you still won’t know quite where you’re headed, even at the very end.

My Verdict?

If you’re not a fan of silences you aren’t going to like this movie. A lot of the movie is shot with great attention to detail and each word that you get means something. You’ll pick up on deeper meanings as the movie rolls forward, but all it not as it seems – take my word for it.

I loved the set and the evocative time period in which the movie was cast. There’s beautiful lingerie, candles and exquisite bedroom shots that will have you drooling. The script is careful and clever. It will keep you guessing right up until the last moment and beyond. It is definitely food for thought. A beautiful, emotional journey between two women that isn’t anywhere near as straight forward as it originally seems.

Four out of Five Stars from me!

#SatSpanks – #Spanking Is A Great Warm Up! BDSM & Fetish

Saturday Spankings

Hello Spankos! It’s a Saturday and what better time to talk about naughtiness? I’m still sharing snippets from Sparks… so here goes:



“Did you know that spanking is great as a warm up, because it increases blood flow to the sweet spot, or ‘genitals’ as it’s more commonly known, which helps to turn you on?”

I didn’t answer that question.

“It also stimulates some major nerves, and the body often confuses pain for pleasure.”

Now that was something I had already noticed. My body was already humming in anticipation of what was to come. Hopefully my fingers and tongue were doing a reasonable job at getting Sharkey to the same place.

There were three cracks of the crop upon my body, and I was nearly paralysed for a second, but when no more were forthcoming, I began to relax. Then the crop lightly skimmed my skin, and I jumped so forcefully, I lost contact with Sharkey’s clit. Oops.

“The anticipation of a swat is almost as good as the sharp sting of a hit, isn’t it, Lois?”

It was, but I still wasn’t going to answer him. I had Sharkey writhing again, and it was a pretty good feeling. Grabbing hold of both her breasts, I tweaked her nipples again, laughing as her hands rushed up to try and protect her poor little nubs. I then began pumping her plug backwards and forwards, and the deep, raspy moan she made was my reward.


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5 Things To Put On Your Kinky Bucket List! #kinky #BDSM

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Original article written by Christina Mandara writing for Marquis Magazine


Silk scarves, a pair of work ties, fluffy cuffs, a leather belt… and the list is endless. If you’re looking to thrill her in the bedroom, there’s no better place to start. You don’t even have to tie her to the bedpost! Try tying her hands in front of her for the first encounter to see if she likes it, and if she does, go forth and have your wicked way with her. Want to turn the tables? Let your girlfriend tie you up and watch as she makes good on her revenge!

Tip: It’s best to start out simple and work your way up. There’s no point buying an expensive pair of handcuffs, only to find your partner won’t wear them. Go with soft and gentle, and if she’s making the right noises that’s your cue to upgrade your toy box.


Spanking is almost mainstream now, and if you haven’t had a go at it – why not? If your partner’s up for this one, you can try all sorts of things. Bend her over the kitchen table, the bed, a dining room chair, or go with a more traditional flair and have her draped over your lap. Always start gently, but if things go well you can increase the tempo and pressure. The aim is to get her endorphins flowing and blood pressure rocketing. If she needs convincing, go slow and reward her. For each three spanks, she can pick a spot where she’d like you to play with her. Twice the fun, for the same price!

Food Play

There are definite perks to food play. You can use your partner as your dessert canvas, for starters. There is so much choice – whipped cream, chocolate sauce, sprinkles, honey, bananas – the only limit is your own imagination. If she’s ticklish though, you’re going to have your work cut out for you!

Tip: Experiment with different textures and temperatures. Drizzle champagne down her belly and lick it up slowly, or smear warm chocolate sauce on a body part of her choosing and lap it up with your tongue. If you want to add some Michelin stars to your creation, decorate with sprinkles, whipped cream and cherries. Although you get to eat your creation, you can always share a little with her. Sharing is caring, after all.

Clothespins and Role play are next! Find out more HERE.


#MidWeekTease – Mark Is Tied To The Whipping Post #BDSM


Howdy Teasers! It’s Wednesday again and that can mean only one thing – it’s MidWeekTease time! What does that mean? Well – it’s more Mark and Jenny of course!


The Velvet Caress

I swear you can smell skin, when it breaks. There’s a tang of something metallic on the air, perhaps iron or copper, and when you breathe it in, it makes you want to choke or vomit. It’s not just the blood, though. It’s as if something vital has been exposed to the air. Sweat, fat, protein and something like ozone. It’s just a peculiar smell that I can’t quite put my finger on. Perhaps that’s just me. Having your skin break under the Cat isn’t the problem though – it’s being beaten again on that bloody, raw flesh that will send you crazy. My head lolled down to my chest as I thought my back might explode. Sophia had tried to warn me. Why did I have to be such a stubborn prick? Go back to your Romans, Matthews. Anything to distract me from the flames of hell that were consuming my back.

Being scourged was a form of torture back in those days, unless you hadn’t guessed, and the requisite number of lashes was forty. I was facing nothing like that here. The Cat behind me was a baby compared to what some people over the years had been subjected to. The shock of the scourge would often cause death, which was probably a blessing in disguise if you were strung up to a pillar and waiting to be executed. For those prisoners who were unfortunate enough to survive the ordeal, the Romans threw salt on their wounds as they were led from the whipping post, in order to make it an extra special experience.

That’s all for this week from me, but there are plenty more juicy snippets over at the MidWeek Tease Blog Spot!


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